Mahabali Khali

Khalbali hai khalbali…
Khalbali hai khal bali…
Khalbali hai khalbali…
Khalbali hai khal bali…
hai khal bali…!!

Gabbar: Arrey O Samba? Ka barbara rahe ho man ma? Kahan khalbali hai?

Samba: Khas khabar laya hun hazur! Mahabali Khali! Dhum macha rahe hai duniyabhar main…

Gabbar: Abtak to humka Mahabali Hanumanji ka naam pata tha, ee Khali kiss khet ki muli hai re?

Samba: Muli nehi maha bali hai ji Khali… Aap to sattar dashak mein hi atak ke reh gaye..abhi bhi khabar ke liye radio aur hamari khabri logo par hi yakin karte ho…

Gabbar: Gabbar Sing kabhi backdated nehi hota hai…wohh to ajkal ki tiknolagy updatwa ho jata hai zaldi. Samba, tera khabri kaun hai re? Kaise mila iss Khali se?

Samba: aaj kaal to Tv mein news channel ka zamana hai…kisiki biwi parosi ke saath bhage to wohh bhi national breaking news hota hai hazur. Wohh bhagi hui biwi ki bhi interview lete hai…aap kiyun bhage? Kya aap apni pati se khush nehi thi? Bhagneki planning kab aur kaise ki…Bhagneke baad ab kaisa lag raha hai… ajkal to Zee News aur Star News mein Khali ke hi news atey rehte hai…wohh WWF mein kushti khelta hua bharat ka ek lauta mushtanda hai.

Gabbar: achcha? Arrey o Samba, ja ek Tv utha ke le aa gaon ke kissi ghar se. Khali kitna mahabali hai, tanik hum bhi to dekhe!

Samba: Nehi…Thakur ke admi ne ab A.K. 47 rakhna shuru kar diya hai…mere pass hai wohi purana zang laga hua rifle…ab koi humse tanik bhi nehi darta hai hazur!

Gabbar: Gabbar ke naam se nehi darte Khud Gabbar ke naam se? Ab dekhi, kaisan thakur ki admion ko hum khaini ki tarah chaba jai! Khak thu!! Khuk khuk khuk khuk (Gabbar coughs)

Samba: Ab aap buddhe ho gaye ho hazur, ab humey dakeiti chhor deni chahiye aur ahngsa ka path le lena chahiye…Khali ki tarah!

Gabbar: Kaun kehta hai humri umar ho gaya hai? Aur Khali ki tarah?

Samba: Maha bali Khali ne bhi Gandhi ka path liya hai…abhi kal hi chhup-chhupa ke hum gaon mein tv dekh ke aye, Khali ki Gandhigiri.
Gabbar: Achcha?

Samba: Khali ne WWF ki ek bahut balshali khiladi Big Shaw ko bharat se laye gaye uphar diya…wohh bhi ladai se thik pehle, wring ke andar.

Gabbar: Ladai se pehle uphar? Khali zaroor dar gaya hoga us Big Shaw se…ka diya re uphar mein?

Samba: Pehle Kanpur ka kala Gangajal…Big Shaw usko sungkar naak bandh kar liya…
Phir sharab ki botal, made in India, Big Shaw wohh khare khare pi gaya…phir ek Bharat ki murgi…aur last mein ek bari si bakri…Khali kehta tha Big Shaw ko bhukh bahut lagti hai…

Gabbar: Phir ka hua? Big Shaw bina khele kushti haar gaya?

Samba: Nehi…hazur…kahani mein twist hai…Big Shaw ne mike par Khali ke diye gaye upharon ke liye abhar jataya…Khali bahut khush ho raha tha…par wohh sasur ka nati mike rakhte hi de mara ek mukka, Khali kate per ki tarah gir para!!

Gabbar: Ab bata…tera mahabali Khali, Gandhigiri ne uska sara bal le liya…aur wohh dhar se gir para…khelne se pehle hi haar gaya…izzat gawa di, apni aur aone desh ki! Yehh pehelwano ki akkal to ghutno mein hoti hai na…

Samba: Ee to bollywood ka asar hai jo WWF wale Khali ko bhi nehi chhora! Jo film mein hota hai, wohh asal jindegi kahan hota hai!

Gabbar: Ab bol, banduk chhhor ke Gandhigiri karna hai kya?

Samba: Nehi hazur, hum itna akal ka andha thodi hi hun!Hum to daku hi achha hun!

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