Circuit: E bhai hua kya? E bhai hua kya?
Munna bhai: Samjho ho hi gaya! Samjho gir hi gaya!
Circuit: E bhai, ulti kahani mat suna! Kya gira hai kahan?
Munna: E dhakkan, Yeh sarkar girega abki election mein!
Circuit: Kiyun bhai? Sonia aur Manmohan ki jori flop ho gaya?
Munna: Samjho ho hi gaya!
Circuit: Kiyun bhai?Batana! Kya hai ye majra?
Munna:Dimag ko bheja hai kya ghas khane? Zor daal, dimag pe zara!
Circuit: Congress ne public ko banaya mamu kya? Woh to har sarkar banati hai! Is mein hai naya kya? E Bhai Hua kya?
Munna: Public ka ho gaya home budget ka jhol, sab ki packet me hai ek bada sa hole. Sensex ghat ta hai roz par mehengai hai high! Hai, yeh kaisi jindegi is sarkar se pai!
Circuit: Bhai, gandhigiri se kuchh hua kya?
Munna: Manmohan Singh ji ko bola janta pe taras khao, do something, if you don’t!
Kursi se hat jao!
Circuit: Sahi bola bhai, ghabrao mat!
Munna: par Singji boley, ‘No if, no but, sirf Jat!’
Circuit: Singji ke saath to hai Sonia!
Munna: Tabhi to wohh khulke chakh rahe hai India!
Circuit: E bhai, ab hoga kya?
Munna: Opposition karega ab sarkar pe war, Milijuli sarkar mein khatm hoga pyar, party-yan bikengi phirse bich bazaar!
Circuit: Bhai, phir kya?
Munna: apun gandhigiri ki dusri chhal lagai, har roj ek gobi ka phool, Soniaji ko bhijwai
Circuit: gobi ka phool!
Munna: Samjha kar Circuit, gulab mehenga hai na? aur phool to phool hai.
Circuit: acchha bhai, phir kya?
Munna: Sonia ji boli, thank you Munna bhai, Rahul aur main ne jam ke gobi khai, is mehengai main, tumne hi bachai!
Circuit: Jai ho Sonia Mai!
Munna: Tab apun ne bola, janta ko kaun bachaye? Sonia ji boli,humne panch barshiya plan banai, par execute karne me aur 5 saal lagenge bhai, agar public ne phirse vote me jitai.
Circuit: yeh panch ka akhra kuchh samajh nehi ai.
Munna: Bole to bole kaisi sarkar hai pai, ulti sidhi, aisi waisi, desh ko kahan lai!
Circuit: Lage raho Munna bhai!
Munna: Bhaigiri, ya Gandhigiri, ab kaun bachaye! Hai hai!
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Munna bhai: Samjho ho hi gaya! Samjho gir hi gaya!
Circuit: E bhai, ulti kahani mat suna! Kya gira hai kahan?
Munna: E dhakkan, Yeh sarkar girega abki election mein!
Circuit: Kiyun bhai? Sonia aur Manmohan ki jori flop ho gaya?
Munna: Samjho ho hi gaya!
Circuit: Kiyun bhai?Batana! Kya hai ye majra?
Munna:Dimag ko bheja hai kya ghas khane? Zor daal, dimag pe zara!
Circuit: Congress ne public ko banaya mamu kya? Woh to har sarkar banati hai! Is mein hai naya kya? E Bhai Hua kya?
Munna: Public ka ho gaya home budget ka jhol, sab ki packet me hai ek bada sa hole. Sensex ghat ta hai roz par mehengai hai high! Hai, yeh kaisi jindegi is sarkar se pai!
Circuit: Bhai, gandhigiri se kuchh hua kya?
Munna: Manmohan Singh ji ko bola janta pe taras khao, do something, if you don’t!
Kursi se hat jao!
Circuit: Sahi bola bhai, ghabrao mat!
Munna: par Singji boley, ‘No if, no but, sirf Jat!’
Circuit: Singji ke saath to hai Sonia!
Munna: Tabhi to wohh khulke chakh rahe hai India!
Circuit: E bhai, ab hoga kya?
Munna: Opposition karega ab sarkar pe war, Milijuli sarkar mein khatm hoga pyar, party-yan bikengi phirse bich bazaar!
Circuit: Bhai, phir kya?
Munna: apun gandhigiri ki dusri chhal lagai, har roj ek gobi ka phool, Soniaji ko bhijwai
Circuit: gobi ka phool!
Munna: Samjha kar Circuit, gulab mehenga hai na? aur phool to phool hai.
Circuit: acchha bhai, phir kya?
Munna: Sonia ji boli, thank you Munna bhai, Rahul aur main ne jam ke gobi khai, is mehengai main, tumne hi bachai!
Circuit: Jai ho Sonia Mai!
Munna: Tab apun ne bola, janta ko kaun bachaye? Sonia ji boli,humne panch barshiya plan banai, par execute karne me aur 5 saal lagenge bhai, agar public ne phirse vote me jitai.
Circuit: yeh panch ka akhra kuchh samajh nehi ai.
Munna: Bole to bole kaisi sarkar hai pai, ulti sidhi, aisi waisi, desh ko kahan lai!
Circuit: Lage raho Munna bhai!
Munna: Bhaigiri, ya Gandhigiri, ab kaun bachaye! Hai hai!
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