Shah Rukh Vs Big B

Munna: E Circuit…apun ke bheje mein ek question ayela hai.
Circuit: Kya bhai?
Munna: Boleto kidnap karneka hai…pan apun kisi aire ghaire ko nehi karega…karega to Bollywood ka badshah ko!
Circuit: Bolo bhai kisko uthane ka hai!
Munna: waich to! Bollywood ka badshah ko uthane ka hai!
Circuit: Pan Bollywood ka badshah kaun? Amitabh ya Shah Rukh?
Munna: waich to hai big question…70 saal ka Sexy Sam ya 40 ka Om!
Circuit: Boleto 70 saal mein bhi sexy…Bachchanji ko to Viagra ka brand ambassador hona mangta hai. Kya bhai…sahi bolana?
Munna: E Circuit, itne bade Big B ke liye kya bolta re tu…heh heh…pan kuchh galat nehi bola…unko sexy dikhne ke liye shahrukh ke jaisa 6 pack bhi nehi banana para…aur pani mein bhigna bhi nehi para…
Circuit: beti se bhi chhoti umar ki ladkiyan bhai, dekhana Nishabd film main, kaise Big B ke liye pagal ho gayee…wohh dono ne kya kiss kiya tha …ek dam romantic bhai..kya kismat payee hai Big B ne!!
Munna:…idhar to apun ko bhari jawani mein koi nehi milti, Somalia ka akal apun ki kismat se bilkul chipak gaila re Circuit!
Circuit: aur suno bhai…ek aur film hai Tabu ke sath Big B ki…Chini Kam! Usmein to…apun ko sab kuchh bahut jyada laga bhai…bolte hue sharam aa raha hai…
Munna: Bol daal Circuit bol daal…apun sunega aur apni kismat pe royega aaj! Sala 70 saal ke buddhe se jealous hona parta hai ajke jamane mein…
Circuit: Bhai, wohh na Tabu se dating karneko jata hai…usse pehle wohh dawai ke dukan main ghusta hai, dukan wala 74 saal ka Buddha dekh kar hyper tension ki dawa nikalta hai…pan apun ka Big B kya manga malum?
Munna: kya ?
Circuit: Boleto Condom bhai…ha ha ha ha!!
Munna: Sahi bolta tha tu Circuit, iske baad to Bachchanji ko to Viagra ka brand ambassador hona mangta hai! Wohich hai Bollywood ka badshah. Ab deakhna…KBC, boleto apna Kaun Banega Crorepati yaar! Kitna popular show tha…
Circuit: Ha bhai, apun roz dekhta tha…
Munna: Shah Rukh aya, chala?? N--O!
Circuit: Kitna kuchh kiya bhai, contestants ki massage bhi ki, free main gari bhi di…pan sponsors ne haath khara kar diya!
Munna: bahut sharam ki baat hai Circuit! Abhi to dekha hai ek naya show laya hai Shah rukh Kya Aap Panchvi Pass Se Tej Hain? Dekhte hai kya hota hai uska!
Circuit: Ek aur khabar hai bhai…Big B ne to Shah Rukh se jyada income tax bhi diya hai!
Munna: Malum? Aj kal to jitna jyada income tax, utni hi badi ijjat hai film industry ke andar…idhar bhi Big B hi jit gaila! Apun to Big B ka fan ho gai re Circuit!
Circuit:Sahi bola bhai…Apna Shah Rukh bhi super star hai, uska har film hit, pan jab wohh sattar saal ka hoyega..tab bhi kya hit pe hit dega…Bachchan ki tarah!
Munna: Tab ke liye to aur 30 saal intejar kar parenga na Circuit! Tab tak Big B ko dekh te hai…kab tak wicket pakad ke rakhta hai! Pan tu ne ye sab bol ke apun ko khush kar diya Circuit! Boleto kidnapping ka idea cancel! Apun dekhega khel Big B ka!
Circuit: ekdam sahi bola bhai…chalo ab botal khol dalte hai issi khushi main!